| Population | 12.27 billion |
| Capital | Mayrina Bay and Londonium |
| Leader | King Juntism0ld II and Queen 416 and 45 |
| Faith | Modern Memism |
| Currency | Azzlei-Sizzlevancian Memebux |
| Animal | Useless Goddess Aqua and Onion Aqua |
The Kayoko Best Girl of Advancia-Sizzletown is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by King Juntism0ld II and Queen 416 and 45 with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, unlimited-speed roads, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.27 billion Sizzlevancians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mayrina Bay and Londonium. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Sizzlevancian economy, worth a remarkable 2,902 trillion Azzlei-Sizzlevancian Memebuxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 236,558 Azzlei-Sizzlevancian Memebuxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces, foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous Sizzlevancian bee, and terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors. Crime is totally unknown. Advancia-Sizzletown's national animal is the Useless Goddess Aqua and Onion Aqua, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Modern Memism.
Advancia-Sizzletown is ranked 4,072nd in the world and 200th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 121.61 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
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Advancia-Sizzletown was endorsed by 
The Ecological Assembly of Davidianian.
- : Advancia-Sizzletown was endorsed by
The Holy Blue Lucky Nation of The Tony Paporordia.
- : Advancia-Sizzletown was endorsed by
The Empire of Dillimore.
- : Advancia-Sizzletown was endorsed by
The Khanate of The Turkic Nation.
- : Advancia-Sizzletown was endorsed by
The People's Republic of Ziprotscria.
- : Advancia-Sizzletown was endorsed by
The Armed Republic of Northern Tatria.
- : Advancia-Sizzletown was endorsed by
The Commonwealth of Sarmatia-Germania.
- : Advancia-Sizzletown was endorsed by
The Republic of Suvarnavarta.
- : Advancia-Sizzletown was endorsed by
The Rising Sun's Land of Yaorozu.
- : Advancia-Sizzletown was endorsed by
The Rogue Nation of The Resoland.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 386 » 
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