Population | 22.284 billion |
Capital | Holmond |
Leader | Director Luther Cook |
Faith | Atheism |
Currency | Gold Sterling |
Animal | Lion |
The Technocratic Federation of Laudesia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Director Luther Cook with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 22.284 billion Laudesians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Holmond. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Laudesian economy, worth an astonishing 11,660 trillion Gold Sterlings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 523,248 Gold Sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
People's charity begins and ends at home, cases of disease among the civilian population dwindle as civilian population dwindles, adult magazines are having a sales resurgence as internet anonymity disappears, and the Department of Reduction of Bureaucratic Red Tape has set up a working committee to investigate its own excessive paperwork. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Laudesia's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.
Laudesia is ranked 2,696th in the world and 47th in the West Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 133.95 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Laudesia was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
- : Laudesia was endorsed by The Florida Man of Zoran.
- : Laudesia was endorsed by The Colony of WhenStudios.
- : Laudesia lodged a message on the The West Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Laudesia, the Department of Reduction of Bureaucratic Red Tape has set up a working committee to investigate its own excessive paperwork.
- : Laudesia was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Father Knows Best State".
- : Following new legislation in Laudesia, adult magazines are having a sales resurgence as internet anonymity disappears.
- : Following new legislation in Laudesia, cases of disease among the civilian population dwindle as civilian population dwindles.
- : Laudesia was endorsed by The Directdemorcracy of Juliannistan.
- : Laudesia was endorsed by The Kingdom of Ciuscia.
World Assembly
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