The United Kingdom of Rumcofa is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by James Bennett with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, sprawling nuclear power plants, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed population of 1.332 billion Rumcofans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Runcorn. The average income tax rate is 42.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Rumcofan economy, worth 91.6 trillion Pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 68,797 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

A convict's trip to prison can be longer than the sentence, weekly religious services often resemble campaign rallies, convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail, and a government program is underway to revitalize Rumcofa's beaches. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rumcofa's national animal is the Red Squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Rumcofa is ranked 53,991^st in the world and 1,658^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 71 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.