The Kingdom of VarnamlN is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Protector and King of the nation Qamx I with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate population of 2.822 billion VarnamlNians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Taxrak. The average income tax rate is 90.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient VarnamlNian economy, worth 464 trillion Tanas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 164,429 Tanas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Educators and parents alike are allowing children to view the internet again after violent videos were purged, money grows on trees, the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance, and the VarnamlNian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. VarnamlN's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

VarnamlN is ranked 5,391^st in the world and 238^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 163 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.