The Kingdom of VarnamlN is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Protector and King of the nation Qamx I with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 2.839 billion VarnamlNians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Taxrak. The average income tax rate is 90.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient VarnamlNian economy, worth 466 trillion Tanas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 164,370 Tanas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, convicted murderers are free to walk the streets provided they attend rehabilitation classes, grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps, and the only science is political science. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. VarnamlN's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

VarnamlN is ranked 283,483^rd in the world and 6,119^th in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -11.85 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.