The Republic of Amonguitos is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.474 billion Amonguitos are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Healthcare, although Education, Welfare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. The average income tax rate is 67.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Amonguitan economy, worth 343 trillion vundolas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 62,668 vundolas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Residents of houses built on a foundation of wishful thinking are prone to an odd sinking feeling, the tragedy of the commons is being tested nationwide but everyone says it's somebody else's problem, immigrant families holding hands get stopped at the border, and Leader has just been declared ruler of Amonguitos in an international press conference. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Amonguitos's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Amonguitos is ranked 50,499^th in the world and 1,106^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 74.03 law-abiding acts per hour.