The Pink Holy Lucky Christmas of Kanatian Percocet is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Santa Claus with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, unlimited-speed roads, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.48 billion Kanatian Percocetians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrassil. The average income tax rate is 68.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kanatian Percocetian economy, worth 678 trillion Candy Cane Gold Bars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 123,793 Candy Cane Gold Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Santa Claus to meetings with foreign heads of state, incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables, most households' childcare costs are higher than their mortgage payments, and guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kanatian Percocet's national animal is the Bat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Athyism.

Kanatian Percocet is ranked 35,750^th in the world and 832^nd in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 79.6 law-abiding acts per hour.