Population | 6.13 billion |
Capital | Rei |
Leader | António da Silva |
Faith | Roman Catholicism |
Currency | euro |
Animal | horse |
The Empire of Sautu is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by António da Silva with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 6.13 billion Sautuans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rei. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Sautuan economy, worth a remarkable 1,063 trillion euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 173,510 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
Shanty towns are forming in the suburbs of major cities, meat-eating is frowned upon, a historic rise in the minimum wage has crushed the economy with inflation, and high school bands practice by moonlight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sautu's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.
Sautu is ranked 283,392nd in the world and 5,482nd in the South Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 0.32 average smiles per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Sautu was endorsed by The Empire of Meglomania.
- : Sautu was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : Sautu was endorsed by The Commonwealth of New Amerikan Republic.
- : Following new legislation in Sautu, high school bands practice by moonlight.
- : Following new legislation in Sautu, a historic rise in the minimum wage has crushed the economy with inflation.
- : Following new legislation in Sautu, meat-eating is frowned upon.
- : Following new legislation in Sautu, shanty towns are forming in the suburbs of major cities.
- : Following new legislation in Sautu, you can be fired for dyeing grey hairs.
- : Sautu voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Declaration on Griefing".
- : Sautu voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Pre-Packaged Food Labels".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 122 » Amerion, Tepertopia, Land Without Shrimp, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Bawkie, Beblahbleblo, Aidenfieeld, Anatasha, Wehraboos, Farengeto, Kringalia, Rebel-topia, PenguinPies, The naked people, Darakin, Ebonhand, Hanguk-Nippon, Arscanesia, The Haughtherlands, Nowa Europa, Kanatian Percocet, Amonguitos, Tsunamy, Eleuthelrium, Shefino, Ever Testing, Zanforadon, Ostavaria, Froshar, Chernaya Zvezda, Baron Ungern and Tzar Nicholas, Great Lothian, Bonobiana, Abarri, Curlyhoward, Altnavia, Myness, Saciu, Paganan, The Worst army of, Estival, Goldnation, Holy Free, The Ginger Lands, Sgaana, Valles Stellarum, ARIAPOLIS01, Dun Frest, Kazhinskia, Sporaltryus, and 72 others.West Pastafaria, Khnomania, North Pernambuco, America Gone Wrong, Pepoland, The Free Falklands, Dhemixia, Tanyaland, Jehenna, Hacrela, Dakalian, Cerespasia, Venezia Pacifica, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Empire of Pekoland, Purisect, Bohenia, Alvira, Asarana, Morian, Kaoia, Marnrio, Gonthavnor, Doundaly, Belschaft, Blipp, Eritria, Phyakaran, Lilli Lands, Teasonda, Emagination, Hadrex, Swiss Cheese Wheel, Auviantan Outh Islands, ANuadh, The Filippinas, East Endia, Lowelian, Differences-In-Differences, Volaworand, Detroxia, Eastern Doncaster, Springwalla, The Solar System Scope, HawkoFon, The Weirdo, Aodhan, Marre, Lupusterra, Pepperton, Nakayo, Eastern Juble Lux, BEEstreetz, Nyitrai, Anarco Argentina, Geneek, Canamerico and Greenland, Anglimerica, Genoxelande, Qadiworka, Poguelands, Greater Fennovia, Mardunia, Great Scapula, 7 Trees, Albend, Stelmund, Haya-Nagatoro, Megistos, SharttingToepia, New Amerikan Republic, and Meglomania.