The Final Bastion of Gendirt is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Ŧ͓͡ค̱̎เ̤̈́г̬̒ץ̐ͅ ๏̢̀Ŧ̻͘ ̱͊Ŧคเ͙̓гเ͙͐є͙̈ร̺̚ with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 24.72 billion Gendirtors are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Old Hell. The average income tax rate is 19.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gendirtian economy, worth a remarkable 8,369 trillion fossilized bee heads a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 338,569 fossilized bee heads, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Brains have been removed from lists of best brain foods, EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, and banning party poppers has been a real party pooper. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gendirt's national animal is the flesh bee, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Beekeeper Association.

Gendirt is ranked 474^th in the world and 23^rd in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 201.18 law-abiding acts per hour.