Population | 40.74 billion |
Capital | poopopolis |
Leader | SQUEE |
Currency | donut hole |
Animal | piggus chonkus |
The Imperium of Velon is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by SQUEE with a fair hand, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, daily referendums, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 40.74 billion velonians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The relatively small government is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, although Healthcare, Public Transport, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of poopopolis. The average income tax rate is 6.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse velonian economy, worth a remarkable 9,648 trillion donut holes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 236,842 donut holes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law, stony-faced ratings board panelists are unamused by free lap dances, a flying elephant and SQUEE share the same nickname, and nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more. Crime is almost non-existent. Velon's national animal is the piggus chonkus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Velon is ranked 604th in the world and 31st in The North Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 122.5 average smiles per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Velon was endorsed by The Militaristic Republic of Star Winter.
- : Velon was endorsed by The Federation of Northern Zorbrasnka.
- : Velon was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Dotopolis.
- : Following new legislation in Velon, nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more.
- : Following new legislation in Velon, a flying elephant and SQUEE share the same nickname.
- : Following new legislation in Velon, stony-faced ratings board panelists are unamused by free lap dances.
- : Following new legislation in Velon, weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law.
- : Following new legislation in Velon, meetings involving club finances are frequently broken up by men in black suits.
- : Velon voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend One Small Island"".
- : Velon voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Client Money Segregation For Brokers".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 205 » Chipoli, TheLandOfFunFunFun, New Lakemba, Laforeia, Varisland, Kandorith, Corfad, Great Bights Mum, Gorundu, Kwaj, Shibutani, Territorio di Nessuno, Bankowiata, Radicaster, Koda-Land, Esperonia, PlanetMercury, The Rhein States, Russila, Advancia-Sizzletown, Loutsland, Atrito, Jeltronian WA Mission, Laurendon, Aguaria Major, Siwale, Rex Republic, Wisconsota, Southern Moosetopia, Former English Colony, Northern-Kempia, Dreadton, Unshleepd, Arucaria, Catalis, Pallaith, Ethnon, North Bratislava, Frieszia, Oannia, South Parter, Sil Dorsett, New Atlantico, Nouvel Empire, Darkanistan, TamilPesum, New-Ferytland, Marlducro, Kranostav, Frances Francis the First of France, and 155 others.Ishtimbine, IHateRights, Deliber, Wilkshire, Empy, Valentine Z, Pinky Queen, Nationeer, Rinadia, Buluma, Xagill, Simone Republic, Furballland, Bjorkikistan, Dakota Territories, Yokciq Empire, DarkMondoria, Blyskalia, The Confederate States of America, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Individualist Catopia, Petronellania, Wolffoxia, Fran Advar, Alire, Unsophisticate, KAP03land, Federation of Vanguard, Coth Pladyia, Ayuzhhhhh, Oskland, Mortionia, Bedsonya, Omnistria, Harjad, PotatoFarmers, Bodhisva, Coders, Libaga, Ovekisu, Neopie, Great Ignesia, The Austro Germanic Union, Notyoutopia, Castle In Confidence, TyGerria, Votak Matim, The Jerichowan Country, Tugupaw, Wineclaw, Attempted Socialism, Inclement Space, Grith Neria, Valiacorkit, CyberEgypt, Neptunian Military Administration, Jenha, Pyos Ter, Chao Phraya River, Racoda, Sindoesia, Galbadiana, Izern, Lionsroar, Amdupe, Democratic Republic of Magley, Neutral Federation of the Mountains, Ijo, Kingdom of Time, New Derse, Bardopia, Gragadoia, Republiqueducroissant, Alogiada, Mystiquelle, Leone Frankia, Aerilia, Everything Decided at Random, Segesta, Zandos, Love Shack, Eurocom, Northumberlandia, New Bismuthium, Hyphen, Gojira, Western Justice, Perikuresu, Armonker, Ham Federation, United Orange Valley States, Sapien-Zustand, Bagojo, Ardok, Illusia and Neverendia, Maott, New Chiken, Bochlon, Khoik, Ereena, Photan, Verderiesdre, Halsoni, Sanctum Teriaris, Zelenaya Dolina, Luminerra, Zerentopia, Arostica, Psykistriaa, McMasterdonia, CzechoSaxony, Nebiyar, Eludmonden, Myth Of Saints, Germanic Cat, Kainin, Fragrancia, Barxa, Pribaltic Union, Norwegian FOREST Cat, Texaska, New Selkirk, United Kahndaq, Yukti, A Nova Terra, The Resoland, Altivia, Auvangad Eng, Nistriabar, Lugarvatn, The Best Empire, Aoncarpa, Opis, ZleekyGgh, Vancricia, Eralan, Francois Isidore, Ubeland, The Iron Lions, Carasa, Rosa Blanca, The New Oceanic States, Avistonia, Suvarnavarta, Yaorozu, Balto, Aneth, Tanbearia, Singamadri, Transitional Global Authority, Davidianian, Zyropia, Dotopolis, Northern Zorbrasnka, and Star Winter.