The Commonwealth of Bloonation is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sir Monkeus Primington III with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate population of 3.089 billion Bloonatians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blooncity. The average income tax rate is 89.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bloonatian economy, worth 427 trillion bananas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 138,291 bananas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive, bins outnumber trees in city parks, the media seems excessively interested in what Sir Monkeus Primington III is wearing this season, and physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bloonation's national animal is the monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bloonation is ranked 9,559^th in the world and 213^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 101.92 law-abiding acts per hour.