The Democratic Republic of Dakalian is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by First Minister Tollison Hops with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.285 billion Dakalianites enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Waller-Bridge. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Dakalianite economy, worth 926 trillion vegas a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 216,123 vegas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every school is receiving a brand new eraser, history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students, blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic, and environmental legislation occurs cyclically. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dakalian's national animal is the kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Day Drinking.

Dakalian is ranked 3,236^th in the world and 70^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 128.24 law-abiding acts per hour.