The Federal Republic of Brisketania is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Philip Kabob with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, aversion to nipples, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed population of 5.939 billion Brisketanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Meatopia Prime. The average income tax rate is 49.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Brisketanian economy, worth 543 trillion Paws a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 91,449 Paws, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Criminals are put to death while cuddling their favourite teddy bear, Brisketanian doors require a Ph.D. to open, government expenses are beyond compare, and all writing must pass a censorship board before being allowed on the shelves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brisketania's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Holy Sacrament of the Blue Fox.

Brisketania is ranked 13,277^th in the world and 351^st in the South Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 11,056.05 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.