The Empire of Baron Ungern and Tzar Nicholas is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its frequent executions, smutty television, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 5.54 billion Baron Ungern and Tzar Nicholasians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Petersburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Baron Ungern and Tzar Nicholasian economy, worth a remarkable 1,236 trillion Rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 223,249 Rubles, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 916,282 per year while the poor average 35,912, a ratio of 25.5 to 1.

At the edge of the final frontier space's biggest missile platform is about to unfold, corporate innovation has effectively ended since ideas can no longer be owned, if there's something strange in your neighborhood you call Brancaland, and the only things written in the stars are arrest warrants for astrologers. Crime is totally unknown. Baron Ungern and Tzar Nicholas's national animal is the Eurasian Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Baron Ungern and Tzar Nicholas is ranked 39,199^th in the world and 909^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 78.04 law-abiding acts per hour.