The Desert Island full of Emus and Papayas is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Limu Emu with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, triple-decker prams, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.84 billion Papaya-Eating Emus enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Papaya. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 46.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Papaya-Eating Emu economy, worth 262 trillion Papayas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 142,659 Papayas, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is famous for bravely sending wave after wave of its soldiers until the enemy runs out of bullets, replacement organs are grown in vats, residents firmly believe there is no spoon (Emus and Papayas has found 4 easter eggs), and increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Emus and Papayas's national animal is the Emu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Emu Christianity.

Emus and Papayas is ranked 39,041^st in the world and 906^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 78.15 law-abiding acts per hour.