The Free Land of Of The Bannana Boat Republic is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Venetus with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, smutty television, and daily referendums. The compassionate population of 4.55 billion Bannana Boat Republicians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Bannana Stand. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient The Bannana Boat Republician economy, worth 587 trillion Goldbacks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 129,081 Goldbacks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

When electric cars arrived nobody heard them coming, Of The Bannana Boat Republic is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, purported secret military bases are dismissed by Venetus to be highly-advanced toilet factories, and this year's hottest fashion trend is the Lese Majeste collection. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Of The Bannana Boat Republic's national animal is the Scarab, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Of The Bannana Boat Republic is ranked 11,074^th in the world and 237^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 99.35 law-abiding acts per hour.