The Endorse me of Antarctic Empires is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by PNG with an even hand, and renowned for its lack of airports, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 14.267 billion Penguins have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Penguinopolis. The average income tax rate is 72.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Penguin economy, worth 909 trillion Ice Cubes a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 63,761 Ice Cubes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Police struggle to solve crimes due to the lack of fingerprint records, five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, and party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Antarctic Empires's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Penguin.

Antarctic Empires is ranked 48,564^th in the world and 1,071^st in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 74.6 law-abiding acts per hour.