The Republic of Neudorf is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 525 million Neudorfians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Place du marché. The average income tax rate is 67.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Neudorfian economy, worth 33.6 trillion euros a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,024 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Chickens frolic freely on swings and roundabouts in Place du marché's playgrounds, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, cheering flag-waving citizens don't like to think too hard about politics, and job security isn't great for professional roulette players. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neudorf's national animal is the Stork, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Neudorf is ranked 84,451^st in the world and 2,088^th in the South Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 14.64 average smiles per day.