The Serene Democracy of Bear Connors Paradiso is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dr Eamer with an even hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, sprawling nuclear power plants, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 28.982 billion Bears have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Environment, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mark Barry Michael. The average income tax rate is 11.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient a Bear economy, worth an astonishing 11,712 trillion euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 404,123 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

One of the most popular models in Bear Connors Paradiso has a scarred face and one working eye, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, justice is blinding, and a small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Bear Connors Paradiso's national animal is the swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is agnostic.

Bear Connors Paradiso is ranked 294,405^th in the world and 5,624^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 1.22 law-abiding acts per hour.