The Kingdom of Firenation91 is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Hades with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.807 billion Firenation91ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell central. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Firenation91ian economy, worth a remarkable 3,135 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 290,115 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The might of the entire Firenation91ian Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders, the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings", the fate of the world literally rests on Hades's fingers, and escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Firenation91's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is fire worshiper's.

Firenation91 is ranked 3,613^th in the world and 88^th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 124.82 law-abiding acts per hour.