The Rogue Nation of Bloodrain is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Pizza with an even hand, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, state-planned economy, and frequent executions. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.664 billion Bloodrainians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 93.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Bloodrainian economy, worth 167 trillion droplets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 100,833 droplets, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All industry is owned and run by the government, religious households enthusiastically use whips in private, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", and international television adverts praise the nation as a worker's paradise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bloodrain's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Bloodrain is ranked 10,554^th in the world and 471^st in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 117 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.