The Rogue Nation of Bloodrain is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Pizza with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, prohibition of alcohol, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.688 billion Bloodrainians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 93.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Bloodrainian economy, worth 170 trillion droplets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 100,939 droplets, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Religious households enthusiastically use whips in private, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", international television adverts praise the nation as a worker's paradise, and every workday begins with group therapy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bloodrain's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Bloodrain is ranked 252,363^rd in the world and 5,091^st in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -159.15 on the Scary Big Number Scale.