The Cute Overminds of Caecar is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Overmind with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, triple-decker prams, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.957 billion Caecarians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, with Industry, Healthcare, and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caecar City. The average income tax rate is 81.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Caecarian economy, worth 273 trillion Frees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Retail, Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 139,588 Frees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

On hunt days the unpleasant peasant runs in lieu of the pheasant, Bambi has been banned, the default state for Caecar is default, and the government is attempting to impose a new national language on the public. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Caecar's national animal is the Overminds, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Caecar is ranked 295,663^rd in the world and 6,509^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 8.41 law-abiding acts per hour.