The Federal Republic of Crustoria is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.21 billion Crustorians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 73.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Crustorian economy, worth 119 trillion Crusts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 98,833 Crusts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system, foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security, and an increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crustoria's national animal is the Brotadler, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Crustoria is ranked 40,606^th in the world and 1,363^rd in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 75 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.