The Federal Republic of Crustoria is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, parental licensing program, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.228 billion Crustorians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. The average income tax rate is 73.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Crustorian economy, worth 121 trillion Crusts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 98,918 Crusts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, billions of Crusts are being blown on orbital weapons development, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, and young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crustoria's national animal is the Brotadler, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Crustoria is ranked 167,440^th in the world and 3,800^th in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 323.37 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.