Population | 2.048 billion |
Capital | Ammondale |
Leader | Rose Blackmore |
Currency | Krona |
Animal | Moth |
The Most Serene Republic of Valondra is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Rose Blackmore with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.048 billion Valondrans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ammondale. The average income tax rate is 69.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Valondran economy, worth 168 trillion Kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is 82,212 Kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Sex changes are routinely performed at Valondra's hospitals, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative, and the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valondra's national animal is the Moth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Valondra is ranked 35,724th in the world and 1,252nd in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 77 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Valondra was endorsed by The Dominion of Tragesch Firwat.
- : Valondra was endorsed by The Most Excellent Empire of Picairn.
- : Valondra was endorsed by The Republic of Suvarnavarta.
- : Valondra was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential.
- : Valondra was endorsed by The Ecological Assembly of Davidianian.
- : Valondra was endorsed by The Empire of Dillimore.
- : Valondra was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Sarmatia-Germania.
- : Valondra was endorsed by The Rising Sun's Land of Yaorozu.
- : Valondra was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Following new legislation in Valondra, the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 125 » Laforeia, Aguaria Major, Gorundu, Corfad, Chipoli, Territorio di Nessuno, Shibutani, Jeltronian WA Mission, Kwaj, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Bankowiata, Darkanistan, Great Bights Mum, Varisland, Atrito, Esperonia, Radicaster, North Bratislava, Koda-Land, The Rhein States, PlanetMercury, Southern Moosetopia, Catalis, Russila, Pallaith, Nouvel Empire, Advancia-Sizzletown, Dreadton, Unshleepd, Ethnon, Laurendon, PotatoFarmers, New Lakemba, Kandorith, Loutsland, Former English Colony, Simone Republic, Siwale, South Parter, Sil Dorsett, New Atlantico, Frieszia, New-Ferytland, Sanctum Teriaris, Marlducro, Frontia, Kranostav, Frances Francis the First of France, Deliber, IHateRights, and 75 others.Nationeer, Pinky Queen, Wilkshire, Wineclaw, Petronellania, Ijo, Oannia, Wolffoxia, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Arucaria, Bedsonya, Ovekisu, Great Ignesia, Castle In Confidence, TyGerria, Notyoutopia, Inclement Space, Ishtimbine, Bodhisva, CyberEgypt, Racoda, Jenha, Sellaeta, Saugeen Shores, Sindoesia, Alogiada, Bardopia, Republiqueducroissant, Aerilia, The Iron Lions, Zandos, Votak Matim, Lionsroar, Hyphen, Rex Republic, Mystiquelle, Armonker, Perikuresu, Eurocom, United Orange Valley States, Bagojo, Illusia and Neverendia, Love Shack, Furballland, Xagill, Luminerra, Zerentopia, McMasterdonia, Arostica, Valiacorkit, Kainin, Ereena, Pribaltic Union, Barxa, Valentine Z, Ayuzhhhhh, Halsoni, United Kahndaq, Germanic Cat, Opis, Texaska, Singamadri, Altivia, Aoncarpa, Francois Isidore, The New Oceanic States, Eralan, Ubeland, Neptunian Military Administration, Yaorozu, Dillimore, Davidianian, Suvarnavarta, Picairn, and Tragesch Firwat.