The Commonwealth of Azodia is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 2.316 billion Azodians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 51.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Azodian economy, worth 292 trillion Zdars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 126,267 Zdars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle, the government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits, and Azodian novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Leader. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Azodia's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Azodia is ranked 33,361^st in the world and 1,177^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 80.95 law-abiding acts per hour.