The Republic of Boltannia is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 710 million Lone Wolves hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cruzëgul. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Boltannian economy, worth 73.5 trillion quesoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 103,534 quesoes, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Short is not always sweet, pictures of government employees with expensive Pearbooks 'working' on exotic beaches dominate local tabloids, literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts, and a broken arm or leg no longer costs an arm and a leg. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Boltannia's national animal is the Winged Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Boltannia is ranked 114,386^th in the world and 3,026^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 64.35 law-abiding acts per hour.