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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,598thMost Pacifist: 6,437thNicest Citizens: 7,956th
The Kingdom of
Democratic Socialists
Tea is liquid wisdom
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Jasmine Dragon

Population661 million

CapitalJasmine Dragon Teahouse

Currencytea leaves
Animaldragon

The Kingdom of Jasmine Dragon is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 661 million Jasmine Dragonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jasmine Dragon Teahouse. The average income tax rate is 55.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Jasmine Dragonian economy, worth 63.7 trillion tea leaveses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 96,392 tea leaveses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, and manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition. Crime is totally unknown. Jasmine Dragon's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Jasmine Dragon is ranked 7,956th in the world and 418th in The North Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 37.64 average smiles per day.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,598thTop
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Most Pacifist: 6,437thNicest Citizens: 7,956thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,045thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,160thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,376thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,932ndTop
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Safest: 18,094thBest Weather: 19,568thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,738thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 20,003rdSmartest Citizens: 22,446thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 24,664thMost Cultured: 25,465thLongest Average Lifespans: 26,424thHighest Drug Use: 27,401st
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 73rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 196th in the regionMost Pacifist: 328th in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 329th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 331st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 377th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 417th in the regionNicest Citizens: 418th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 429th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 590th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Jasmine Dragon was endorsed by The Most Excellent Empire of Picairn.
  • : Jasmine Dragon was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Jasmine Dragon was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Following new legislation in Jasmine Dragon, manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition.
  • : Following new legislation in Jasmine Dragon, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.
  • : Following new legislation in Jasmine Dragon, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears.
  • : Following new legislation in Jasmine Dragon, small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants.
  • : Following new legislation in Jasmine Dragon, a traveller who once stubbed a toe on an Air Brancaland flight has been offered asylum.
  • : Following new legislation in Jasmine Dragon, gay men commonly complain about their time of the month.
  • : Following new legislation in Jasmine Dragon, the government is constantly producing new maps to accommodate the continual renaming of cities.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 142 » Pallaith, Aerilia, Aguaria Major, PlanetMercury, Petronellania, Great Bights Mum, Corfad, Varisland, Lionsroar, Castle In Confidence, Shibutani, Jenha, Bardopia, Chipoli, New Atlantico, Republiqueducroissant, Laforeia, Alogiada, CyberEgypt, Catalis, Darkanistan, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Nouvel Empire, Ethnon, Neptunian Military Administration, Hyphen, Lezaseia, Laurendon, Koda-Land, Chao Phraya River, The Rhein States, Bodhisva, Qep, Bankowiata, Texopolian TRADE ROUTE, Necromonia, Delitai, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Misdainana, Ham Federation, Phoronu, Galbadiana, Randoes, The Bikini Bottom Republic, Inclement Space, Dicko, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, Boltannia, Lemonbiscuits, Tugupaw, and 92 others.Kwaj, Cinnibar, Zera Israel, New Lakemba, Old Emporia, Unsophisticate, New Fredoenia, Omnistria, Azzarel, Wisconsota, The Sinclarian Provinces, Thought Obliteration, Rex Republic, Jeltronian WA Mission, Esperonia, Seenvorland, Votak Matim, Pinky Queen, Deliber, Notyoutopia, South Parter, Armonker, TyGerria, Zandos, Eurocom, Mystiquelle, Kandorith, United States of Medford, Soviet Terran, United Orange Valley States, The Confederate States of America, Bagojo, Zelenaya Dolina, IHateRights, Loutsland, Former English Colony, Free State Of Wrangler Island, Illusia and Neverendia, Kranostav, Love Shack, Wineclaw, Siwale, Attempted Socialism, Russila, Furballland, Xagill, Luminerra, Zerentopia, Frances Francis the First of France, Arucaria, Sil Dorsett, McMasterdonia, Arostica, Valiacorkit, Kainin, Oannia, Ereena, Pribaltic Union, Valentine Z, Ayuzhhhhh, Halsoni, United Kahndaq, Germanic Cat, Dreadton, North Bratislava, PwRepublic, Astario, Texaska, PotatoFarmers, Marlducro, Aoncarpa, Horrorlandian State, Francois Isidore, Eralan, The New Oceanic States, Vexilia, Q w e r t y, The Windmilluminati, Malta Comino Gozo, Ubeland, Altivia, Eggplant Island, Ardok, Dillimore, Ishtimbine, Ziprotscria, Yaorozu, The Tony Paporordia, New Cordyceps, Suvarnavarta, Davidianian, and Picairn.

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