The Confederacy of Floxia is a huge, safe nation, ruled by The Federal Triumvirate with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 933 million Floxians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Glennergrad. The average income tax rate is 75.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Floxian economy, worth 57.9 trillion dends a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 62,026 dends, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Jennifer Government is a bestseller, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man, umbrellas are back in fashion, and diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Floxia's national animal is the hedgehog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Floxia is ranked 224,709^th in the world and 4,489^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -100.83 on the Scary Big Number Scale.