The United Kingdom of The Union of The People of Britannia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by King Charles III with an even hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 1.958 billion Brits are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 51.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse British economy, worth 225 trillion Pound Sterlings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 114,983 Pound Sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Residents of newly dried out bays live in fear of leaky dikes, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, and protecting the land is holey work. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Union of The People of Britannia's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

The Union of The People of Britannia is ranked 115,428^th in the world and 3,393^rd in The North Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 13 average smiles per day.