The Your Local Communist of Planetary Soviet Socialist Republics is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its teetotalling pirates, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 1.217 billion Soviets are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78.5%.

The all-consuming Soviet economy, worth 131 trillion Soviet Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 108,029 Soviet Credits, with the richest citizens earning 8.0 times as much as the poorest.

The silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of Soviet democracy, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons, supervisors in Planetary Soviet Socialist Republics commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence, and travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Planetary Soviet Socialist Republics's national animal is the Double-headed Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Planetary Soviet Socialist Republics is ranked 22,875^th in the world and 834^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 87.62 law-abiding acts per hour.