The Equine Revolution of Dakota Territories is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Madam Sparkles with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, pith helmet sales, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.712 billion Ponies enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Stable. The average income tax rate is 93.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Equine economy, worth a remarkable 1,076 trillion Apple Seeds a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 139,636 Apple Seeds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Agreeing to appear on TV is often the best way to access social care, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, being Madam Sparkles has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs, and Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dakota Territories's national animal is the Human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hay.

Dakota Territories is ranked 10,671^st in the world and 467^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 99.94 law-abiding acts per hour.