The Kazuha main of CzechoSaxony is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Kája with an iron fist, and notable for its enslaved workforce, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.491 billion Czechosaxonians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Praha. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 40.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Czechosaxonian economy, worth 202 trillion korunas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 135,770 korunas, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 778,989 per year while the poor average 11,392, a ratio of 68.4 to 1.

Ironic death by tasering is on the rise amongst door-to-door taser salesmen, even religious militants can be swayed by the power of #love, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, and five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. CzechoSaxony's national animal is the ducc, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

CzechoSaxony is ranked 293,894^th in the world and 6,482^nd in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 5.22 law-abiding acts per hour.