The Free Land of Crystal Creation is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Adonas Kįlx with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 13.427 billion Crystal Creationian of New Yorks are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gonđę je kįlx. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Crystal Creationian economy, worth a remarkable 1,800 trillion Times a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 134,074 Times, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The delay between passed legislation and real world implementation is often a decade or longer, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, a passport is literally priceless, and the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crystal Creation's national animal is the panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is New age occult.

Crystal Creation is ranked 6,377^th in the world and 295^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 110.72 law-abiding acts per hour.