The Constitutional Monarchy of Kroynia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Khronos IV with a fair hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.23 billion Kronians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kronia. The average income tax rate is 67.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kronian economy, worth 143 trillion Kroner a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 116,321 Kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices, ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products, the Farmer's Almanac is the most popular college textbook, and divorce is illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kroynia's national animal is the Lunar Moth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kroynia is ranked 278,653^rd in the world and 1,244^th in Europe for Most Primitive, scoring -316.39 on the Scary Big Number Scale.