The Democratic Republic of Narmocrana is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 369 million Narmocris are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ezapura. The average income tax rate is 73.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Narmocri economy, worth 19.6 trillion baht a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 53,102 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, escalators are avoided at all costs, and a referendum must be held in order for any new law to be passed. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Narmocrana's national animal is the bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Narmocrana is ranked 230,941^st in the world and 822^nd in Europe for Most Primitive, scoring -109.11 on the Scary Big Number Scale.