The Kingdom of Myanerus is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 330 million Myanerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Veritas. The average income tax rate is 30.7%.

The thriving Myanerusian economy, worth 27.0 trillion Myrus a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 81,814 Myrus, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again, foreign leaders are advising that Leader's letters must have gotten lost in the mail, and workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Myanerus's national animal is the Golden Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Myanerus is ranked 251,567^th in the world and 974^th in Europe for Most Primitive, scoring -155.95 on the Scary Big Number Scale.