The Constitutional Monarchy of Someseni is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by King Daniel I with a fair hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 12.623 billion Somesenians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cluj-Napoca. The average income tax rate is 91.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Somesenian economy, worth a remarkable 2,007 trillion Somas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 159,006 Somas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

One-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses, the meaning of life was recently discovered in the patch notes for Version 1.42, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, and sometimes a single pallbearer is all you need. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Someseni's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Humanism.

Someseni is ranked 283,353^rd in the world and 1,307^th in Europe for Most Primitive, scoring -393.9 on the Scary Big Number Scale.