The Great People's Republic of Mayheuzum is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Xavier Zee with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.488 billion Mayheus are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zymainia. The average income tax rate is 73.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Mayheuzuman economy, worth 124 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 83,437 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Theatre may or may not be changing for the better but it is being changed for good, war vets look after war animals, artists are renowned for their ability to make art pieces out of thin air, and diplomatic cables about Xavier Zee have suddenly been very flattering. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mayheuzum's national animal is the royal fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Mayhi.

Mayheuzum is ranked 19,022^nd in the world and 309^th in Europe for Safest, scoring 114.32 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.