The One of the Twin Peaks of Gorzi is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by David Cooper with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, ubiquitous missile silos, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, cheerful population of 17.562 billion Swans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The White Lodge. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The frighteningly efficient as I am economy, worth a remarkable 6,881 trillion e-Feders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 391,852 e-Feders, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, saying "don't do anything that David Cooper wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, and young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts. Crime is totally unknown. Gorzi's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Reciprocity.

Gorzi is ranked 13,699^th in the world and 100^th in Europe for Most Patriotic, with 56.29 flags saluted per person per day.