The Great Empire of Roomengoo is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Roomengoo I with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.047 billion Roomengoos are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Roomengoo City. The average income tax rate is 82.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Roomengoo economy, worth a remarkable 1,466 trillion Libras a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 242,498 Libras, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

The police go to great efforts to seize contraband favored by politicians on the police oversight committee, commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, and students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Roomengoo's national animal is the Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Universal Church of the Creator's Kingdo.

Roomengoo is ranked 277,898^th in the world and 1,350^th in Europe for Safest, scoring 6.06 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.