The Kingdom of Abdikadir is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Dictator Abdikadir Mursal with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 3.294 billion Abdikadirians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jerusalem. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Abdikadirian economy, worth 569 trillion Riyals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 172,811 Riyals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Corporations have to consult a fifty-page "sanctions spreadsheet" to determine which countries they are allowed to do business with, all music has been banned, industry leaders commend the government for enacting an emissions reduction strategy that reduces no Abdikadirian emissions at all, and immigration test hopefuls are taught immigrant blood is purple. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Abdikadir's national animal is the Sheep, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Islam.

Abdikadir is ranked 58,317^th in the world and 1,759^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 70 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.