The Youtubecom of Harjad is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by John Doe with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.564 billion Frogs hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of miii. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Harjadian economy, worth a remarkable 2,586 trillion Wednesdays a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 205,902 Wednesdays, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has strong opinions about what goes into your bodily orifices, gaping tourists take long-distance photos of diseased natives on "indigenous peoples" safari tours, angry disenfranchised AIs attempt to hijack the bodies of comatose hospital patients, and weekends are spent tilting at windmills. Crime is totally unknown. Harjad's national animal is the Lepidobatrachus laevis, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Harjad is ranked 102,806^th in the world and 2,726^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 65.55 law-abiding acts per hour.