The Federation of Adziolandia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Adziunia with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 2.661 billion Adziolandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sankt Helszawa. The average income tax rate is 63.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Adziolandian economy, worth 286 trillion helenówkas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 107,783 helenówkas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The construction of massive skyscrapers seems to be the result of Adziolandia's mid-life crisis, a ban on robots in disguise has transformed the entertainment industry, pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security, and the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Adziolandia's national animal is the mule, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Adziolandia is ranked 17,350^th in the world and 727^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 97 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.