The Federation of Adziolandia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Adziunia with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, punitive income tax rates, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 2.638 billion Adziolandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sankt Helszawa. The average income tax rate is 61.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Adziolandian economy, worth 282 trillion helenówkas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 107,037 helenówkas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Freedom is never freely given — only when the alternative is too expensive, preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Adziolandia to be bombproof, and citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Adziolandia's national animal is the mule, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Adziolandia is ranked 11,966^th in the world and 584^th in The North Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 30.18 average smiles per day.