The Kingdom of Bochlon is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, ubiquitous missile silos, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, devout population of 2.915 billion Bochlonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Law & Order, and Welfare are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bochlon City. The average income tax rate is 62.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Bochlonian economy, worth 188 trillion Couins a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,547 Couins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Religious education is a new government priority, Bochlon City has become the number one destination for urban exploration in The North Pacific, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, and urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bochlon's national animal is the duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Bochlon is ranked 32,065^th in the world and 1,172^nd in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 79 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.