The Kingdom of Bochlon is a massive, genial nation, notable for its compulsory military service, zero percent divorce rate, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, devout population of 2.882 billion Bochlonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Law & Order, and Welfare also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bochlon City. The average income tax rate is 61.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Bochlonian economy, worth 185 trillion Couins a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,528 Couins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Religious education is a new government priority, Bochlon City has become the number one destination for urban exploration in The North Pacific, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, and urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bochlon's national animal is the duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Bochlon is ranked 42,499^th in the world and 1,426^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 76.68 law-abiding acts per hour.