The Principality of Capsington is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, devout population of 1.405 billion Capsingtonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Circhester. The average income tax rate is 20.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Capsingtonian economy, worth 84.2 trillion Crowns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 59,910 Crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Frisbee games on college quadrangles are grounds for expulsion, Circhester's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight, shivering secretaries type letters under torrential downpours in open-roof offices, and Capsington has designated Circhester as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Capsington's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Capsington is ranked 104,321^st in the world and 2,790^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 65.5 law-abiding acts per hour.