The Self-Sufficient States of Coth Pladyia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Grand Council with a fair hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, unlimited-speed roads, and vat-grown people. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 4.049 billion Coths hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anvil. The average income tax rate is 41.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Coth Pladyian economy, worth 736 trillion Kromərs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 181,834 Kromərs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime, kids are told they can be whoever they want to be when they grow up, Anvil has restaurants serving every meat from aardvark to zebra, and wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high. Crime is totally unknown. Coth Pladyia's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Məkhanism.

Coth Pladyia is ranked 67,462^nd in the world and 1,976^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 70.57 law-abiding acts per hour.